► six → audio。

[feigns]

[When the audio clicks on, there’s a lengthy silence interrupted only by the sound of shuffling. Usually, Will would opt to broadcast as video, but he’s not the happiest of people as of right now, and it’s somewhat evident in the tone of his voice — along, naturally, with a hint of disgust.]

I can’t say much for the postal service here. [A beat.] I’d like to think the address was wrong — there’s a butchers around here somewhere, isn’t there? I dare say they’d have more use for this than I, but—. [PAUSE.] I hope the original owner isn’t missing it too much. I was under the impression that one normally attached a return to sender address in case of failed delivery.

—I suppose it’s too much to point out that literal hearts tend not to rate highly when it comes to romance? I admit, I’m easy to please, so it wasn’t necessary to go to any kind of trouble at all. All one would need to do is visit, generally speaking.

(ooc: BASICALLY ROSIEL IS A CREEP and sent Will a heart 8()

Comments

[deadliest6.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey. He knows where that heart came from. Not that it shows on his face.]

The owner would be dead.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

Needlessly, I imagine.

[deadliest6.livejournal.com]

What would make it needless?

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Darling, pack the long knife, we're fetching a blue one now!

[deadliest6.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[totallyinaband]

You got a heart? In the mail?

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[SO DISGUSTED.]

[totallyinaband]

Is that, like, a warning or something? Or just a really twisted admirer?

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

You really need new friends.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I ought to write an advertisement.

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

"William Herondale. Seeking friendship with those that are without a heart fetish. Applications must be handed in in person."

[synanthrope]

Is it a human heart?

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

As far as I'm aware. I've never paid much attention to hearts of any kind.

[synanthrope]

Some animal hearts, I've been told, are remarkably similar. I'm sure a butcher could differentiate for you.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Oh, you do like it!

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

[—Oh. Oh.]

You and I must have very different definitions of 'like'.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

You're taking this rather well.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

I've had a little while to come to terms with unwelcome gifts in the post. Broadcasting this wasn't my first reaction, rest assured.

[comment not really here]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

[also not here]

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

[Will has absolutely no thanks to send your way.]

[cold_dry_pieces]

How distressing.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

It is, rather. I'm glad you're appropriately troubled by my plight.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

[This sounds a bit familiar and frankly it scares the crap out of Buffy.]

You got a heart in the mail? Is it human?

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

I can't say I've ever studied hearts in any great detail. Does it matter? I didn't ask for it.

voice;

[steadyflame.livejournal.com]

Really, Will. Since when have you been easy to please?