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ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴏɴᴅᴀʟᴇ. ([personal profile] feigns) wrote2011-09-30 09:59 pm
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► six → audio。

[When the audio clicks on, there’s a lengthy silence interrupted only by the sound of shuffling. Usually, Will would opt to broadcast as video, but he’s not the happiest of people as of right now, and it’s somewhat evident in the tone of his voice — along, naturally, with a hint of disgust.]

I can’t say much for the postal service here. [A beat.] I’d like to think the address was wrong — there’s a butchers around here somewhere, isn’t there? I dare say they’d have more use for this than I, but—. [PAUSE.] I hope the original owner isn’t missing it too much. I was under the impression that one normally attached a return to sender address in case of failed delivery.

—I suppose it’s too much to point out that literal hearts tend not to rate highly when it comes to romance? I admit, I’m easy to please, so it wasn’t necessary to go to any kind of trouble at all. All one would need to do is visit, generally speaking.

(ooc: BASICALLY ROSIEL IS A CREEP and sent Will a heart 8()

[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not that curious.

[Except he kind of it.]
synanthrope: (Saya - the upward gaze)

[personal profile] synanthrope 2011-09-30 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What else are you going to do with it?

[Saya says hearts are delicious]

[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I've not considered that far ahead.
synanthrope: (Saya - hidden face)

[personal profile] synanthrope 2011-09-30 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't let it rot.

[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I may be many things, Saya, but I like to think dumb isn't one of them.
synanthrope: (Saya - predator's gaze)

[personal profile] synanthrope 2011-09-30 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know how to preserve a heart?

[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I assumed the— [pause.] freezer would do the trick.
synanthrope: (Saya - dark eyes)

[personal profile] synanthrope 2011-09-30 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose it will.

[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I intend on keeping it.
synanthrope: (Saya - upside down)

[personal profile] synanthrope 2011-09-30 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Throwing it out or giving it away?
synanthrope: (Saya - legs akimbo)

IDK what happened I blame LJ

[personal profile] synanthrope 2011-09-30 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Who will be the individual to get your heart, then?

lmao lj sucks like that 8(

[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
I've not given it any thought, though I dare say there's a manner of creature here that would want it. Perhaps I ought to place an advertisement in the newspaper or a shop window.
synanthrope: (Default)

[personal profile] synanthrope 2011-10-01 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure someone will claim it.