► six → audio。

[feigns]

[When the audio clicks on, there’s a lengthy silence interrupted only by the sound of shuffling. Usually, Will would opt to broadcast as video, but he’s not the happiest of people as of right now, and it’s somewhat evident in the tone of his voice — along, naturally, with a hint of disgust.]

I can’t say much for the postal service here. [A beat.] I’d like to think the address was wrong — there’s a butchers around here somewhere, isn’t there? I dare say they’d have more use for this than I, but—. [PAUSE.] I hope the original owner isn’t missing it too much. I was under the impression that one normally attached a return to sender address in case of failed delivery.

—I suppose it’s too much to point out that literal hearts tend not to rate highly when it comes to romance? I admit, I’m easy to please, so it wasn’t necessary to go to any kind of trouble at all. All one would need to do is visit, generally speaking.

(ooc: BASICALLY ROSIEL IS A CREEP and sent Will a heart 8()

Comments

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

What?

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

God, Allah, the All-Mighty, He Above, That Which Causes All, the Primordial Reason, the Omnipresent-Omniscient-and-Omnipotent and Benevolent, whatever name you prefer.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

I know who He is. That wasn't what I was asking.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

You weren't asking anything, you condescending thing, you were seeking some excuse to pity.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

Don't presume you know the first thing about me.

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[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Don't presume that after thousands of generations of humans, you've finally arisen, the Messiah of mankind's complexity, the paragon of all that is unique and misunderstood.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

...or do. But pet the heart every so often, and keep it on your nightstand, will you? Else, it'll get lonely.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

[A laugh.]

If only it were the simple.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

To care for dissected organs? But it is!

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

If that's how you wish to interpret it.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

I interpret all of this as ingratitude, if you must know.