► six → audio。

[feigns]

[When the audio clicks on, there’s a lengthy silence interrupted only by the sound of shuffling. Usually, Will would opt to broadcast as video, but he’s not the happiest of people as of right now, and it’s somewhat evident in the tone of his voice — along, naturally, with a hint of disgust.]

I can’t say much for the postal service here. [A beat.] I’d like to think the address was wrong — there’s a butchers around here somewhere, isn’t there? I dare say they’d have more use for this than I, but—. [PAUSE.] I hope the original owner isn’t missing it too much. I was under the impression that one normally attached a return to sender address in case of failed delivery.

—I suppose it’s too much to point out that literal hearts tend not to rate highly when it comes to romance? I admit, I’m easy to please, so it wasn’t necessary to go to any kind of trouble at all. All one would need to do is visit, generally speaking.

(ooc: BASICALLY ROSIEL IS A CREEP and sent Will a heart 8()

Comments

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

"William Herondale. Seeking friendship with those that are without a heart fetish. Applications must be handed in in person."

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

That sounds like it would cover most of it — although I wonder if I ought to expand it to cover all limbs and organs when not attached to a living, breathing person.

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

Yes. Some people take the "give me a hand" saying literally.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

Then they're entirely missing the inherent fun of the English language.

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

It's unfortunate.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

The English language, or their disappointing yet not entirely unexpected desire to interpret the language literally, and in what I assume to be a misplaced idea of wit?

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

Naturally I refer to the latter.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

Naturally.

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

It seems to come down to that so often.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

Alas, not everyone can be blessed with a gifted tongue.

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

It would get to be so dull if everyone was.

[bitesvampires.livejournal.com]

Tiresome more than dull, I should think.