feigns: (why would you say I've lost my mind?)
ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴏɴᴅᴀʟᴇ. ([personal profile] feigns) wrote2011-06-15 02:10 pm

► two → video/action。

[When the video first clicks on, all that's visible is Will's face and the top of his shoulders. The feed shifts slightly, and from the angle it's being held at, it would be reasonable to assume he's led down, and even more reasonable -- from the slight squint and the admittedly somewhat dirty red bricks visible in one corner of the screen -- to think that he's outside and on a wall. After a moment, he appears satisfied that the device is, in fact, turned on, and places it somewhat clumsily behind his head, slightly further along the wall.]

I assume if this were normal, it would have been mentioned somewhere in between the rampaging wooden animals and the impromptu, temporary marriages ― perhaps just after cats, but before the clones. I shan't complain, though I feel as if I ought to be speaking of― [he pauses for a moment, waving a hand vaguely and briefly adopting something approaching a passable West Country accent]thic faraway lands, visited only by a daring, and arguably foolish, few on gurt maggoty ships.

[He sits up suddenly, and turns round to study his device; he looks cheerful, albeit slightly grubby and fairly nonplussed by the situation as a whole, although it soon fades into poorly concealed irritation.]

Perhaps Bristol's only up the road, or Teignmouth to the west and Torquay just below that. I suppose we shan't ever know; in a few hours more, we'll be somewhere and somewhen else entirely, taking part in a wholly ridiculous scavenger hunt. Why would it be as simple as playing along in what amounts to a bastardised children's game?

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I am despicable, after all. You shouldn't be so surprised.

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[identity profile] waitedforyears.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Very good point. [ Amy nods solemnly, like he's made a great revelation. ]

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't respond immediately. Instead, he directs his attention elsewhere.] I feel as if I should point out that, if you happen to feel the urge to indulge in piracy, I have nothing of worth on me.

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[identity profile] waitedforyears.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'll get me a ship later on.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you'll be hard-pressed to find someone capable of carrying one about on their person.

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[identity profile] waitedforyears.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll commandeer one of those our there. [ Vague handwav-y motions towards the ocean. ]

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You can fight? Or are you aiming to shock pirates into submission with your state of undress?

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He hums non-committally.] It is, rather. I'll just have to come to my own conclusion, irrespective of whether it's correct or not.

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[identity profile] waitedforyears.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
D'you really think shocking pirates with a mini-skirt would work?

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Flatly:] Pirates are famed for rape and pillaging.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if I'm choosing between the two.

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[identity profile] waitedforyears.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What other options are you considering?

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's hardly important. Did you come over here just to accuse me of being grumpy?

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[identity profile] waitedforyears.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She tilts her head and studies him for a moment, then shrugs. ] Yep.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You lead a truly enviable life.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
So enviable, in fact, that I believe I'll spend the rest of my day on this wall, wondering how I'll ever be able to do anything to compare.

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[identity profile] waitedforyears.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a great pasttime.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Being idle, or comparing myself to a redhaired Scotswoman? I trust you'll give me the right answer.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com - 2011-06-15 17:48 (UTC) - Expand

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