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ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴏɴᴅᴀʟᴇ. ([personal profile] feigns) wrote2011-06-06 12:03 pm
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[There’s a teenager!

He’s wet, in something of a ‘I’m going to ignore how much of a drowned rat I appear’ way. One might assume that he fell into the fountain at some point, but equally, the all-encompassing wetness may have something to do with the fact that he was just in England, aka the land of copious amounts of tea-and-rain. His expression, for the record, reflects his irritation at being displaced without warning, frustration from trying to get whatever this might be to work (he's not entirely convinced it is), and curiosity. You know, at the whole ‘suddenly displaced, this isn’t London’ thing. It’s hard not to wonder about something like that.

When he finally speaks, he sounds Remarkably British, although his accent is rather indistinct for the most part – southern, one might assume, well-brought up, although there’s a slight hint of Welsh. No, he doesn’t do anything untoward with sheep. London doesn't have sheep.]


Normally, one only has to ask for my company to be granted with it. [This? This would be the unmistakable tone of `GRUMPINESS`.] I do try to make myself available for all, but it can’t be helped if someone misses out here and there. Kidnapping tends not to be the answer, though. If I said I was impressed, I’d sadly be lying, but if it makes you feel any better, you can pretend I’m of that opinion regardless. Likewise, I think you’ll find you’ve managed to overshoot ‘mysterious’.

[There’s a pause, and for a moment, there’s a flash of wry amusement in his expression, as if this entire scenario is utterly ridiculous to the point of absurdity.]I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?'” I hope you won’t mind if I happen to refuse any bottles labelled ‘drink me’, or any foods labelled ‘eat me’. I’m quite content with who I am and don’t envision any existential crises a la dear Alice.

I won't decline any explanations, though, even if they happen to come from hatters and caterpillars and assorted small mammals with a fondness for tea and an inability to correctly tell the time.

[There’s another pause, and after he glances away from the device and up at the sky, he shoves the device into a pocket – without, for the record, bothering to turn it off, so have fun with the sound of footsteps and the wonderful blackness of pockets until the device times out.]

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll keep that in mind the next time the City throws a ball. They actually happen quite a bit, though I'm not sure why. Maybe the deities are just fond.

[And then Ginny rolls her eyes good-naturedly.]

Or maybe just you? It was a joke, mate. And for Merlin's sake, don't call me Miss Weasley, I feel like I'm talking to a professor. Ginny'll do me fine, it always has. Unless you'd rather I call you Mr Herondale?

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Will just scowls at her in response to the eye-roll.]

It wouldn't bother me what you called me. And if it were just me, I truly would be special, wouldn't I? An awkward situation wherein the universe tries to remove me of my ego and simultaneously proves its worth.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
[The look she shoots him all but says oh, please re: scowl. What even are these two.]

Yes, but I'm asking you. There's no need to look like you've swallowed stinksap.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
[CHILDREN, BASICALLY. And now he's just being deliberately contrary.]

The people I live with call me Will, people who dislike me tend to call me William, and everyone else tends to call me Mr. Herondale. As I said: I don't particularly care. There are occasionally people who fit in between, but they tend to move to the 'dislike' camp fairly quickly.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Do you? I'd have thought you'd be more observant than that.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Just a Look from the witch. Pointed and with a raised eyebrow. Then, very dryly.]

Not all of us can be as observant as you, I suppose. Besides, I wouldn't want to be rude.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Whereas his tone is quite dismissive.]

The burdens one must bear.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah. Huge bloody weight of the world. I've heard that before.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
Then I shan't bore you with the details.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a lengthy pause on Ginny's end, one she spends looking at something off-screen, and she's frowning. The likelihood that what she's said is true? Quite high in a place like this. And then eventually - ]

The details are always different, though. Also, you're a bit of a prat.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[He regards her quietly for several moments, his expression deliberately impassive.]

I've been called worse.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[She replies with equal impassiveness, though there's something else there too.]

And I've met worse.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[A small smile tugs at the corners of his lips, and he looks up at the sky briefly.]

In that case, I shall have to try harder.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You're an interesting bloke—

[A pause.]

—Will.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose I'll concede that you're not horrendously dull either. Ginny.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well. A friend of mine has a theory that we're here because we're interesting.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think everyone here's interesting? That seems a rather tall order.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I think everyone has a story. Who're we to say a world's less interesting because it doesn't have magic?

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not something I've said.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it's something to work on.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll think about it.

[Ginny takes the moment to check her wristwatch and frowns a little.]

Godric's balls. I've got to get ready for work in a bit, but if you've any more questions, you can always give me a ring, yeah?