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ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴏɴᴅᴀʟᴇ. ([personal profile] feigns) wrote2011-06-06 12:03 pm
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[There’s a teenager!

He’s wet, in something of a ‘I’m going to ignore how much of a drowned rat I appear’ way. One might assume that he fell into the fountain at some point, but equally, the all-encompassing wetness may have something to do with the fact that he was just in England, aka the land of copious amounts of tea-and-rain. His expression, for the record, reflects his irritation at being displaced without warning, frustration from trying to get whatever this might be to work (he's not entirely convinced it is), and curiosity. You know, at the whole ‘suddenly displaced, this isn’t London’ thing. It’s hard not to wonder about something like that.

When he finally speaks, he sounds Remarkably British, although his accent is rather indistinct for the most part – southern, one might assume, well-brought up, although there’s a slight hint of Welsh. No, he doesn’t do anything untoward with sheep. London doesn't have sheep.]


Normally, one only has to ask for my company to be granted with it. [This? This would be the unmistakable tone of `GRUMPINESS`.] I do try to make myself available for all, but it can’t be helped if someone misses out here and there. Kidnapping tends not to be the answer, though. If I said I was impressed, I’d sadly be lying, but if it makes you feel any better, you can pretend I’m of that opinion regardless. Likewise, I think you’ll find you’ve managed to overshoot ‘mysterious’.

[There’s a pause, and for a moment, there’s a flash of wry amusement in his expression, as if this entire scenario is utterly ridiculous to the point of absurdity.]I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?'” I hope you won’t mind if I happen to refuse any bottles labelled ‘drink me’, or any foods labelled ‘eat me’. I’m quite content with who I am and don’t envision any existential crises a la dear Alice.

I won't decline any explanations, though, even if they happen to come from hatters and caterpillars and assorted small mammals with a fondness for tea and an inability to correctly tell the time.

[There’s another pause, and after he glances away from the device and up at the sky, he shoves the device into a pocket – without, for the record, bothering to turn it off, so have fun with the sound of footsteps and the wonderful blackness of pockets until the device times out.]

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I could find a kindly older woman willing to take me in and feed me. Wealth isn't a necessity.

[Pause.]

What is the currency here? I somehow doubt they'll take sterling.

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[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[A very, very, long suffering sigh. She flips on the video. She's chilling out on a rumpled bed.]

Are you an ax murderer?

Currency is sort of like monopoly money. Brightly colored little coins.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
I could lie and say 'yes', or I could lie and say 'no'. And then, I suppose, it all depends on one's definition of murder -- although the chances of being an axe murderer are far slimmer than simply being a murderer in general.

It's rather an odd question to ask a person, though. Do you normally, or do I just seem the axe murdering type?

[He pauses for a moment. 'Monopoly money' means nothing to him.] And the economy?

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[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I do normally. No offense.

I don't really pay attention but I do my part to boost it?

Okay. You can have the extra room in the flat. Jace lives there, my best friend Jill lives there. We also have a cat, a dog and a rabbit. There are few rules though.

Boys can't wear shirts.

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[identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never been particularly good at following rules.

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[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want a place to live?

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[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. My flat is [Correct address because mun can never remember it]. I'll be here for a little while if you want to come by and check it out.

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[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll see you in a little while then.